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Zoom Teleport Birthday Card-Greeting Cards-And Here We Are

Teleport Birthday Card digitally printed greeting card


Being in a long distance anything can totally and completely fucking blow so let someone know how much you miss them with this card. Perfect for baes or BFFs.

Card reads, "Let's figure out a way to teleport because being so far away from you fucking blows. Happy Birthday!"

• Digitally printed onto luxe, bright-white linen textured paper.
• Folded card measures A2 (4.25″ x 5.5″) and comes with a coordinating envelope
• Printed in the US
• Words and illustrations by Kiwi Schloffel.

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