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HAPPY HOLIDAYS

2022 Gift Guide

Celebrate this season in style with cards & gifts for the plant-lovers, cat-huggers, and even the holiday-haters (we hear you)

Not your average holiday gifts

Gifts for everyone on your list

Are you shopping for...

A cynic?

An art lover?

A Gen Z-er (or nostalgic millennial)?

A plant person?

A pet person?

A social justice warrior?

A foodie?

A nudist?

And the card(s), of course

Silly, serious, beautiful, cynical... send a holiday card that really speaks for you. Availiable as single cards or in boxes of 6.

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December Birthday Card

$6.00
 
 
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Liberal Snowflake Card

From $6.00
 
 
 

Santa Baby Card

From $6.00
 
 
 

White Christmas Card

From $6.00
 
 
 

L'Chaim Card

From $6.00
 
 
 

Merry Merry Card

From $6.00
 
 
 

Christ-miss Card

From $6.00
 
 
 

Goodwill/ Gender is a Social Construct Holiday Card

From $6.00
 
 
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Cheers, Jerks Card

From $6.00
 
 
Best Seller
 

Santa Claws Card

From $6.00
 
 
 

Chappy Chanukah Card

From $6.00
 
 
 

Groovy Christmas Card

From $6.00
 
 
 

Fa Lla Lla Card

From $6.00
 
 
 

Everywhere You Go Card

$6.00
 
 
 

Christmas Time Card

From $6.00
 
 
 

Plants for Christmas Card

From $6.00
 
 
Last Chance
 

Mistletoe Card

From $2.99 $6.00
 
 
 

Thirst Trap Card

From $6.00
 
 
 

Joyful Card

From $6.00
 
 
 

Two Front Teeth Card

From $6.00
 
 
 

Unseasonably Warm Christmas Card

From $6.00
 
 
 

Jolly Holly Card

From $6.00
 
 
 

Sugarplum Card

From $6.00
 
 
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Fuck This Holiday Card

$6.00
 
 
 

Merry Happy Jolly Cheer Card

From $6.00
 
 
 

Checkerboard Christmas Card

From $6.00
 
 
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Candy Cane Card

From $4.00 $6.00
 
 
 

Bubble Happy Holidays Card

From $6.00
 
 
 

Peace on Earth Card

From $6.00
 
 
 

Hanukkah Sameach Card

From $6.00
 
 
 

Magical Hour Card

From $6.00
 
 
 

Plants for Hanukkah Card

From $6.00
 
 
 

Noel Card

From $6.00
 
 
 

Snowglobe Card

$6.00
 
 
 

Stocking Card

$6.00
 
 
 

Harpy Holidays Card

From $6.00
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  • Holiday Cards
  • Ornaments
  • Holiday Apparel
 
 
Best Seller
 

December Birthday Card

$6.00
 
 
Best Seller
 

Liberal Snowflake Card

From $6.00
 
 
 

Santa Baby Card

From $6.00
 
 
 

White Christmas Card

From $6.00
 
 
 

L'Chaim Card

From $6.00
 
 
 

Merry Merry Card

From $6.00
 
 
 

Christ-miss Card

From $6.00
 
 
 

Goodwill/ Gender is a Social Construct Holiday Card

From $6.00
 
 
NEW
 

Cheers, Jerks Card

From $6.00
 
 
Best Seller
 

Santa Claws Card

From $6.00
 
 
 

Chappy Chanukah Card

From $6.00
 
 
 

Groovy Christmas Card

From $6.00
 
 
 

Mushroom Ornament

$24.50
 
 
Last Chance
 

Vaccinated Kiss Ornament

$14.50 $24.50
 
 
 

Peace Hand Group Ornament

$24.50
 
 
 

Peace on Earth Ornament

$24.50
 
 
Best Seller
 

Liberal Snowflake Ornament

$24.50
 
 
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Dumpster Fire Ornament

$24.50
 
 
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One Magical Hour Holiday Sweatshirt

$42.00
 
 
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I'll L'Chaim to That Hanukkah Sweatshirt

$42.00
 
 
NEW
 

Merry Christmas, I Guess Sweatshirt

$42.00
 
 
NEW
 

Woke Christmas Sweatshirt

$42.00
 
 
 

Goodwill/Gender is a Social Construct Holiday Sweatshirt

$42.00
 
NEW
 

Santa Baby Christmas Onesie

$24.00
 
 
 

Santa Baby Holiday Sweatshirt

$42.00
 
 
Best Seller
 

Liberal Snowflake Holiday Sweatshirt

$42.00
 
 
 

Sugarplum Holiday Sweatshirt

$42.00

Don't forget the stocking stuffers!

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Carrot Pin

$9.00 $12.00
 
 
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Happy Daisy Enamel Keychain

$16.50
 
 
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Happy Daisy Pin

$12.00
 
 
 

Marble Swirl - Lilac - Notecard Set

$18.00
 
 
 

Morbid Clog Charm Set

$16.00
 
 

Nature Clog Charm Set

Sold Out
 
 
 

Peace Hand Pin

From $12.00
 
 
SALE
 

Pilea Enamel Keychain

$12.00 $16.50
 
 
 

Sorry I'm Late Snail Enamel Keychain

$16.50
 
 
 

Squiggle- Neon Red - Notecard Set

$18.00
 
 
Best Seller
 

Wavy Check - Green - Notecard Set

$18.00
 
 
 

Wavy Harlequin- Pink - Notecard Set

$18.00
 
 
 

Yikes Pin

$12.00
 
 

AHWA Classics Clog Charm Set

Sold Out
 
 
 

Alocasia Enamel Keychain

$16.50
 
 
 

Alocasia Leaf Pin

$12.00
 
 
 

Anxiety is My Co-Pilot Pin

$12.00
 
 
 

Best/Worst Pin

$12.00
 
 
 

Best/Worst Yin Yang Clog Charm

$6.00
 
 
 

Best/Worst Yin Yang Enamel Keychain

$16.50
 
 
Last Chance
 

Better Late Than Never Pin

$5.99 $12.00
 
 
 

Branch Enamel Keychain

$16.50
 
 
SALE
 

Bye Clog Charm

$3.00 $6.00
 
 
 

Cactus Pin

$12.00
 
 
 

Cautiously Optimistic Pin

$12.00
 
 
 

Cherry Clog Charm

$6.00
 
 
 

Cherry Pin

$12.00
 
 
 

COOOOOOOOL Pin

$12.00
 
 
 

Cow Print - Black - Notecard Set

$18.00
 
 
 

Crosshatch - Black - Notecard Set

$18.00
 
 
 

Dead Plant Society Enamel Keychain

$16.50
 
 
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Dead Plant Society Pin

$12.00
 
 
 

Did My Best Clog Charm

$6.00
 
 
 

Did My Best Pin

$12.00
 
 
 

Don't Just Stand There Pin

$12.00
 
 
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Dumpster Fire Pin

$12.00
 
 
 

Eat Moi Pin

$12.00
 
 
 

Empathy is Cool Pin

$12.00
 
 
Last Chance
 

Enough Pin

$6.99 $12.00
 
 
 

Faces Clog Charm Set

$16.00
 
 
 

Frowny Clog Charm

$6.00
 
 
 

Fruit & Flower Clog Charm Set

$16.00
 
 
 

Fruit & Flower II Clog Charm Set

$16.00
 
 
 

Full Time Mom Pin

$12.00
 
 
 

Gingham - Peri- Notecard Set

$18.00
 
 
 

Helena Enamel Keychain

$16.50
 
 
 

Hi Clog Charm

$6.00
 
 
 

Honk If You’re Exhausted Enamel Keychain

$16.50
 
 
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I Owe You Nothing Pin

$10.00 $14.00
 
 
 

Lilac Daisy Clog Charm

$6.00