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Please Don't Die Card digitally printed greeting card


Because when you're in a long-term relationship dating anecdotes seem more and more like horror stories. 

Card reads, “Happy Anniversary! Please don't die because I don't want to date ever again”

• Digitally printed onto luxe, bright-white linen textured paper.
• Folded card measures A2 (4.25″ x 5.5″) and comes with a coordinating envelope
• Printed in the US
• Words and illustrations by Kiwi Schloffel.

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