This site has limited support for your browser. We recommend switching to Edge, Chrome, Safari, or Firefox.

OUR FALL-WINTER 2026 COLLECTION IS HERE! CHECK IT OUT

BUNDLE UP! Get 3 cards for $15 with code 3FOR15 Get 5 cards for $25 with code 5FOR25
Zoom Mother's Day Card—Thanks for Not Fucking Me Up Too Bad-Greeting Cards-And Here We Are

Mother's Day Card—Thanks for Not Fucking Me Up Too Bad SKU: GC-YK-TM06

$6.50 $9.50
off
Quantity
By placing your order you agree to purchase from Global-e as the merchant of record, subject to Global-e’s Terms and Conditions and Privacy Policy, and share your information with And Here We Are.

This bluntly grateful Mother’s Day card looks back at childhood and admits it could have gone much worse. Our folded A2 greeting cards are blank inside.

Great for:

  • Moms who appreciate an honest adult-child review
  • Mother’s Day card from kids or family
  • Mother’s Day card from an adult daughter or son
  • Cards for mom friends, mother figures, and chosen family
  • New moms and first Mother’s Days

About:

  • Card reads “Thanks for not fucking me up too bad, Mom. Happy Mother’s Day.”
  • Folded size: 4.25" × 5.5"
  • Digitally printed in the USA on luxe linen-textured paper
  • Packaged in a cello sleeve
  • Artwork by Kiwi Schloffel for the 'Your Gal Kiwi for And Here We Are' collection

———
And Here We Are® is a woman-owned stationery and gift brand creating modern, colorful greeting cards, notebooks, paper goods, and small gifts from our letterpress studio in Columbus, Ohio. Our letterpress paper goods are hand-printed and assembled by our small team.

Your Gal Kiwi for And Here We Are is a collaboration with artist Kiwi Schloffel featuring hilariously witty and uncannily insightful stationery, games, and gifts. No AI is used to create any of the artwork or products in this collection.

———
Keywords: funny mothers day card, adult daughter mom card, honest card for mom

Interested in buying this product wholesale? Click here to learn more