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Zoom Anniversary Card—Please Don’t Die-Greeting Cards-And Here We Are

Anniversary Card—Please Don’t Die SKU: GC-YK-DD01

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“Happy anniversary! Please don’t die, because I don’t want to date ever again” makes long-term commitment sound exactly as appealing as it is on this funny anniversary card. Our folded A2 greeting cards are blank inside.

Great for:

  • People who are happily done with dating
  • Wedding, dating, and milestone anniversaries
  • Everyday love notes for a partner or spouse

About:

  • Folded size: 4.25" × 5.5"
  • Digitally printed in the USA on luxe linen-textured paper
  • Packaged in a cello sleeve
  • Artwork by Kiwi Schloffel for the 'Your Gal Kiwi for And Here We Are' collection

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And Here We Are® is a woman-owned stationery and gift brand creating modern, colorful greeting cards, notebooks, paper goods, and small gifts from our letterpress studio in Columbus, Ohio. Our letterpress paper goods are hand-printed and assembled by our small team.

Your Gal Kiwi for And Here We Are is a collaboration with artist Kiwi Schloffel featuring hilariously witty and uncannily insightful stationery, games, and gifts. No AI is used to create any of the artwork or products in this collection.

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Keywords: please don't die card, funny anniversary greeting, dating again joke

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