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Zoom Birthday Card—Everything Sucks Other Than Your Birthday-Greeting Cards-And Here We Are
Zoom Birthday Card—Everything Sucks Other Than Your Birthday-Greeting Cards-And Here We Are

Birthday Card—Everything Sucks Other Than Your Birthday SKU: GC-YK-ES02

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Even when everything else sucks—and especially right now—birthdays are still worth celebrating. This card says so. Our folded A2 greeting cards are blank inside.

Great for:

  • Sending birthday wishes
  • Celebrating milestone birthdays
  • Pairing with a birthday gift or flowers

About:

  • Card reads “Everything Sucks Other Than Your Birthday”
  • Folded size: 4.25" × 5.5"
  • Digitally printed in the USA on luxe linen-textured paper
  • Packaged in a cello sleeve
  • Artwork by Kiwi Schloffel for the 'Your Gal Kiwi for And Here We Are' collection

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And Here We Are® is a woman-owned stationery and gift brand creating modern, colorful greeting cards, notebooks, paper goods, and small gifts from our letterpress studio in Columbus, Ohio. Our letterpress paper goods are hand-printed and assembled by our small team.

Your Gal Kiwi for And Here We Are is a collaboration with artist Kiwi Schloffel featuring hilariously witty and uncannily insightful stationery, games, and gifts. No AI is used to create any of the artwork or products in this collection.

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Keywords: relatable birthday humor, pessimistic friend greeting, current events card, birthday card, bright colors, vibrant design

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