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Zoom Christmas Card—Santa Doesn’t Care If You’re a Slut-Greeting Cards-And Here We Are

Christmas Card—Santa Doesn’t Care If You’re a Slut SKU: GC-YK-SL03

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Candy-cane stripes frame the reassuring message “Santa doesn’t care if you’re a slut” on this very sex-positive Christmas card. Our folded A2 greeting cards are blank inside.

Great for:

  • Friends who could use a reminder that Santa isn’t judging them
  • Christmas greetings for friends, family, and coworkers
  • Tucking in a gift card or pairing with a holiday gift

About:

  • Folded size: 4.25" × 5.5"
  • Digitally printed in the USA on luxe linen-textured paper
  • Packaged in a cello sleeve
  • Artwork by Kiwi Schloffel for the 'Your Gal Kiwi for And Here We Are' collection

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And Here We Are® is a woman-owned stationery and gift brand creating modern, colorful greeting cards, notebooks, paper goods, and small gifts from our letterpress studio in Columbus, Ohio. Our letterpress paper goods are hand-printed and assembled by our small team.

Your Gal Kiwi for And Here We Are is a collaboration with artist Kiwi Schloffel featuring hilariously witty and uncannily insightful stationery, games, and gifts. No AI is used to create any of the artwork or products in this collection.

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