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Zoom Friendship Card—If I Ever Get Murdered-Greeting Cards-And Here We Are

Friendship Card—If I Ever Get Murdered SKU: GC-YK-MU02

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A practical request for the true-crime friend: if you’re ever murdered, make sure the favorite podcast covers it. Our folded A2 greeting cards are blank inside.

Great for:

  • Halloween greetings for true-crime friends
  • Celebrating friendships and family
  • Just-because love and appreciation notes
  • Anniversaries and Valentine’s Day
  • Halloween hellos and spooky-season surprises

About:

  • Card reads “If I ever get murdered, please make sure that they discuss it on my favorite true crime podcast”
  • Folded size: 4.25" × 5.5"
  • Digitally printed in the USA on luxe linen-textured paper
  • Packaged in a cello sleeve
  • Artwork by Kiwi Schloffel for the 'Your Gal Kiwi for And Here We Are' collection

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And Here We Are® is a woman-owned stationery and gift brand creating modern, colorful greeting cards, notebooks, paper goods, and small gifts from our letterpress studio in Columbus, Ohio. Our letterpress paper goods are hand-printed and assembled by our small team.

Your Gal Kiwi for And Here We Are is a collaboration with artist Kiwi Schloffel featuring hilariously witty and uncannily insightful stationery, games, and gifts. No AI is used to create any of the artwork or products in this collection.

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Keywords: true crime podcast, dark humor friendship, crime fan greeting, dark and moody design, Halloween gift 2026

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