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Zoom Love Card—Fart in Bed-Greeting Cards-And Here We Are

Love Card—Fart in Bed SKU: GC-YK-FB03

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For the person you love enough to survive the occasional methane emergency in bed. Our folded A2 greeting cards are blank inside.

Great for:

  • Romantic love notes for a partner or spouse
  • Anniversaries and everyday “I love you” notes
  • Valentine’s Day and just-because cards

About:

  • Card reads “I love you even though sometimes when you fart in bed I fear that I might actually die of methane poisoning”
  • Folded size: 4.25" × 5.5"
  • Digitally printed in the USA on luxe linen-textured paper
  • Packaged in a cello sleeve
  • Artwork by Kiwi Schloffel for the 'Your Gal Kiwi for And Here We Are' collection

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And Here We Are® is a woman-owned stationery and gift brand creating modern, colorful greeting cards, notebooks, paper goods, and small gifts from our letterpress studio in Columbus, Ohio. Our letterpress paper goods are hand-printed and assembled by our small team.

Your Gal Kiwi for And Here We Are is a collaboration with artist Kiwi Schloffel featuring hilariously witty and uncannily insightful stationery, games, and gifts. No AI is used to create any of the artwork or products in this collection.

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Keywords: fart humor love card, funny partner Valentine, adult relationship card, playful design, whimsical design

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