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Zoom Old as Fuck Birthday Card-Greeting Cards-And Here We Are

Old as Fuck Birthday Card digitally printed greeting card

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Just make sure whoever you give this birthday card to has a really good sense of humor about their oldness.

Card reads, “You're old as fuck - Happy Birthday” 

ABOUT
• Digitally printed onto luxe, bright-white linen textured paper.
• Folded card measures A2 (4.25″ x 5.5″) and comes with a coordinating envelope
• Printed in the US
• Words and illustrations by Kiwi Schloffel.

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