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Zoom Fart in Bed Card-Greeting Cards-And Here We Are

Fart in Bed Card digitally printed greeting card

$6.00
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Hands up if you think your bae is actually slowly trying to kill you by farting in bed. 

Card reads, “I love you even though sometimes when you fart in bed I fear that I might actually die of methane poisoning” 

ABOUT
• Digitally printed onto luxe, bright-white linen textured paper.
• Folded card measures A2 (4.25″ x 5.5″) and comes with a coordinating envelope
• Printed in the US
• Words and illustrations by Kiwi Schloffel.

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